Parental Advisory

This site contains the word "FUCK." I think I also used shit, bastard, asshole,
cock sucker, and any other foul word that came to mind as I was writing. I have
probably also thrown in some pornography with a very liberal dose of perversion.
So, chances are something contained here in will offend you.

If you're one of those people who has a problem with that, then I encourage you
not to fucking enter!

Do you see how easy that was?

I don't like "Lifetime Television Network." I think it's one of the worst things on
television. I think it degrades women by portraying them as helpless by-standers in
their own lives. Personally,  I think Lifetime, Harlequin, and their affiliates are
responsible for the majority of the abuse that takes place in American homes. Do
you know what I do about it? I don't fucking watch it, read it, etc!

The constitution guarantees me the right to freely speak my opinion in a little
paragraph affectionately called the first amendment. It was important enough to
people like Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and George Washington that my
right to be an asshole was protected by the highest law of the land. There is,
however, NO amendment which grants you the right to be offended. Sorry.

If anything I say really bothers you that much, why don't you try using that lump
of gray matter floating aimlessly around in your skull and file a complaint with
complaint department (a link is also provided below). Let them know what
bothered you so damn much. I doubt they'll care any more than I do, but what
the hell, the constitution protects your right to be a self-righteous, pretentious
cock-sucker too. Take advantage of it while you still can.