|"If you want a friend, buy a fucking dog."
In response to the infamous "let's be friends" break up.
"Now if she would get a divorce, now that would show real
Talking about the married women he was interested in.
K: What am I going to do with this second TV?
Nathan: Put it in your bedroom.
K: I don't watch TV in bed.
Nathan: I do
Talking to only single woman he's been interested in for the last three years
"So, I'm up behind this woman and I decide to pull out."
Describing the car accident he was almost in
Buddha: The guys tell me that she likes me, and I should start
dating her. But I don't think it would work.
Nathan: So don't date her. Just fool around with her for a
Explaining the joys of dating to his younger brother.